Wicker shame.

Unitarded

Thing that shouldn’t be needs a light.

(Source: flamingdragon, via andykaufmanisnotdead)

Hating robots is racist.

Muffins: Get them while they’re unfeasibly large and possibly made of napalm

(Source: de-stroy, via verbaseuall)

Oh sh*t. It’s all starting to make sense.

(Source: thatfunnyblog, via edited6018)

Goat of the week is illegal

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via andykaufmanisnotdead)

“What do you mean we only get one free drink?”

Mac Logic.

Mrs UMD is going to punch me after she sees this and I laugh.

..but not really.

Hmmmm…

Submitted without comment.

“Sure, I’m an ice-cream.

Lick me. See what happens.”

Nope.

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